Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Hello everyone!

Yes. I did it. Since I wanted a separate space for my random Facebook babbling, this is it. And let's start with a collection of things that probably annoy a lot more people than me : the dreaded "please copy this to your status" statuses.

Because I have a lot of people on my friends list (many of them for games) , I often see these things. And then I wonder why these people do not block "game friends" from seeing these... ah no wait that's the point. A few examples to follow, but keep in mind that they don't annoy me necessarily because I do not agree. They annoy me merely by the demand that I copy this or the suggestion that I am a heartless witch if I do not. I will comment the few I can find (there is at least twice as much in my feed every day) .

Justin Allen 23, Brett Linley 29, Matthew Weikert 29, Justus Bartett 27, Dave Santos 21, Jesse Reed 26, Matthew Johnson 21, Zachary Fisher 24, Brandon King 23, Christopher Goeke 23, and Sheldon Tate 27....Are all Marines that gave their lives this week for you. There is no media for them... not even a mention of their names. Honor THEM by posting this. I did, will you? RIP Warriors...
----------------------------------------- No I won't. My status is MINE. YOU do not get to dictate anything.
They sent my Census form back, AGAIN!!!
In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?"
I replied - "12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42
million unemployable lazy people, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Pakistan and god knows how many in Parliament."
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer"
----------------------------------------- Of course not. It's not funny, and could be understood as racist anyway. AND not every person without a job is just "lazy" .

EXPECTING!! I know pretty crazy isn't it? I really don't want to believe it myself. I wasn't going to put it on here, because it will be obvious soon enough. But thought I needed to make it official. So now you know. It's official we are EXPECTING another hot day tomorrow! What? What did you think I meant? Lol repost if you have a sense of humor like me!
---------------------------------------- I like my humor fresh and new, thank you very much. This one is OLD.

A real woman always keeps her house clean and organized, the laundry basket is always empty. She's always well dressed, hair done. She never swears, behaves gracefully in all situations and all circumstances. She has more than enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips, and a kind word for everyone. Post this as your status if you, too, have just realized that you might be a man...
--------------------------------------- I have boobs. I am a woman. True story.

How do you expect kids to listen to their parents, when Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7dudes. We shouldn't be surprised when kids misbehave, they get it from their story book. Copy this on your wall if you laughed!!!
--------------------------------------- OMG! Stories are STORIES, not model for little kids' lives. I expect kids to listen to their parents when parents parent them. Old joke is old.

If you have a wonderful man, who helps balance your whole world, who is perfect for you, who works hard & would do anything for you, who makes you laugh & drives you crazy, who is your best friend, who you want to grow old with, who you are thankful for everyday & who you couldn't live without, brag about him a little and post this as your status
--------------------------------------- This one is right along the sister/mother/brother/father/grandfather/nephew/cousin week posts. UGH.

Don't care what you earn, where you live, what you drive, whether you're gay or straight, fat or thin, tall or short, beautiful or average, rich or poor, smart or not, sick or healthy. If you're my friend, you're my friend. I accept you for who you are, and that's ALL that counts. If you feel the same.. steal this status from me, your friend, like I just did from another friend.
-------------------------------------- If I feel the same, how about I show it to my friend instead of saying it on Facebook ?

DEAR GOVERNMENT, Last year I mismanaged my funds and this year my family and I cannot decide on a budget. Until we have come to a unified decision that fits all our needs and interests, we will have to shut down our checkbook and will no longer be able to pay our taxes, I'm sure you will understand. Thank you very much for setting an example we can all follow. Re-post if you are in agreement
-------------------------------------- Oh oh oh, this one is getting OLD too. And I am pretty sure it is illegal, as unfair as you might think it is.

You're sitting in a bar, a song comes on and you suddenly think of me. What song is playing? Copy and paste this in your status and see what songs you get.....
-------------------------------------- Oh crap. One of those, again. Sometimes I reply to the ones my very close friends post, but they also annoy me to no end.

Salary of the US President ...................$400,000
Salary of retired US Presidents .............$180,000
Salary of House/Senate .......................$174,00​0
Salary of Speaker of the House ............$223,500
Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders ...... $193,400
Average Salary of Soldier DEPLOYED IN IRAQ $38,000
I think we found where the cuts should be made!

-------------------------------------- I do not think a soldier in Iraq does not deserve praise for the effort and danger. I really don't. But honestly ? Do people have any idea of what being a politician, let alone a president, means ? Oh sure you get paid a lot, but this is a HUGE thing on your shoulders. As much as I do not like mine, yours (I am assuming this person is from the US) is who he is. He is in charge of more than 200 million people, the average soldier is not.

Knocked at Heaven's door this morning... God asked me: My child what can I do for you? I said: Father, please protect and bless the person reading this. God smiled and answered, request granted! Be kinder than necessary ~ for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. 93 percent won't re-post this, but it would be an honor and a pleasure to see if you are among the 7 percent that will.
-------------------------------------- For some reason, religious statuses annoy me to no end especially when they ask me to repost. Newsflash: Jesus does not have Facebook, neither does God if there is one.

There are many, many more. Anyone with more to list ?

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